Sunday, May 06, 2007

This intriguing item is the recently constructed 'feminine urinal':



If that doesn't hurt your imagination sufficiently, consider that it is a significant improvement over the previous system, which involved a bucket, a funnel, and a device called a 'Lady Jane'.

All this is in support of our goal of keeping our impact on the Arctic environment to a minimum. Any waste we can't burn, we must collect and take out with us. Hence, the feminine urinal. So now you know.

10 comments:

Kristin Van Bodegraven said...

This reads that you're packing out the feminine urine. What about the masculine urine? Not worth taking?

Here is Oz, we have what are called the male toilet and the female toilet. Far as I can tell, they're exactly the same. Don't judge a book by its cover I guess.

Sarah said...

You're taking that with you? Some souvenir.

Kim Binsted said...

Yeah, I was thinking a frozen pee ice sculpture would be nice.

There's a male urinal too, which is a funnel attached a hose on the wall. The girls just couldn't aim at it very effectively...

Fergus said...

This is such a gross conversation, at least you can't simulate the gravity factors....

Tim said...

How to simulate the lower gravity.... Perhaps you could put a fan inside the intake bag and point it upwards? Experiments, anyone?

Sarah said...

Happy Birthday Kim!

Sarah said...

What does Martian birthday cake look like?

Kim Binsted said...

Martian birthday cake looks startlingly like a apple brown betty cooked in a crock pot.

Kim Binsted said...

I lie: the crew prepared me a charming birthday cake: a Mars Bar with some candles in it. Cheery, yummy and thematic - what more could you want?

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